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The Eight Days of Hanukkah

On the first day of Hanukkah, Madoff took from me
My condo in Miami Beach

On the second day of Hanukkah, Madoff took from me
2 Mercedes-Benz and my condo in Miami Beach

On the third day of Hanukkah, Madoff took from me
3 vacation homes, 2 Mercedes-Benz, and my condo in Miami Beach

On the forth day of Hanukkah, Madoff took from me
4 country clubs, 3 vacation homes, 2 Mercedes-Benz, and my condo in Miami Beach

On the fifth day of Hanukkah, Madoff took from me
5 million bucks (oy vey!), 4 country clubs, 3 vacation homes,2 Mercedes-Benz,
And my condo in Miami Beach

On the sixth day of Hanukkah, Madoff took from me
6 valets parking, 5 million bucks (oy vey!), 4 country clubs, 3 vacation homes,
2 Mercedes-Benz, and my condo in Miami Beach

On the seventh day of Hanukkah, Madoff took from me
7 pool boys cleaning, 6 valets parking, 5 million bucks (oy vey!), 4 country clubs,
3 vacation homes, 2 Mercedes-Benz, and my condo in Miami Beach

On the eighth day of Hanukkah, Madoff took from me
8 maids a-dusting, 7 pool boys cleaning, 6 valets parking, 5 million bucks (oy vey!),
4 country clubs, 3 vacation homes, 2 Mercedes-Benz,
And my condo in Miami Beach

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