My name is Squire. I'll try to come up with something new every week or two for your entertainment. I'll also throw in some older material so you can get an idea of what I do.
I can't sing, but if you can, spread the stuff around and have fun with it. Feel free to use appropos ones for birthdays, roasts, parties, reunions, etc. Enjoy!
  Here's a new one, followed by a fairly recent writing:

RUN ,RUN, RUN (Parody of “Fun, Fun, Fun” by the Beach Boys)
　
Well the new GOP was taken over
By a whole bunch of nuts now
And you better tow the line, that’s for sure
There’s no ifs ands or buts now
If you move to the center Momma Grizzly’s
Gonna rip out your guts now
And you can’t run ,run , run
Til McConnell takes the t-bags away

Used to be Republicans were sane
But they’re just of one mind now
Since the crazies took over
Well a moderate is sure in a bind now
And if you got half a brain
You’re gonna be hard to find now
Cause you can’t run, run, run,
Til McConnell takes the t-bags away

Well this coming election’s shaping up
As a really big race now
But some of the dolts they got running
Are a national disgrace now
I want a triple digit IQ
But I can’t seem to find a trace now
Cause they can’t run, run, run,
Til McConnell takes the t-bags away


               ©2010 Squire Malloy.All Rights Reserved


TIGER, TIGER (Parody of “ The Tyger” By Blake)
　
Tiger, Tiger, not so bright
Should have kept your pants on tight
What immoral ass or thigh
Attracts your lusty leering eye?
　
Forsooth, what kind of model role
Puts his putz in any hole?
Instead of golfing with the pros
You used your club on seedy hos
　
What made you leave Elin at home?
Did you knock her up so you could roam?
Your poor wife’s world has gone to pot
What STDs has she now got?

Tiger, tiger, not so bright
How come your hos were always white?
So many girls within your vista
How come you never banged a sista?
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And now you lie upon the street
With no golf shoes on your bare feet
Was it a 5 iron or a 3
Caused that errant drive into a tree?

Tiger, tiger not so bright
Should have kept your pants on tight
Accenture, Pepsi, and Gillette
Now think you are a real bad bet

But don’t despair as you lie there prone
Good news! Viagra’s on the phone!



              ©2010 Squire Malloy.All Rights Reserved