I Must Have Been Sedated(Parody of "I Wanna Be Sedated" by The Ramones) This parody is dedicated to arguably the second greatest African-American ever to serve on our natoin's highest court. We can only wonder why for 5+ years he has not opened his mouth

Sixty ,sixty ,sixty one months ago
I must have been sedated
Nothin' to say, no opinion of my own
I must have been sedated

Just get me to the chambers, there's no need to explain
I just do what Scalia says, I do not need my brain
My lazy tongue just lies there, it's atrophied again
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Sixty, sixty, sixty one months ago
I must have been sedated
Nothin' to say, no opinion of my own
I must have been sedated

I should be in a wheelchair, my spine has got a curve
Even though I was A-1 I didn't have to serve
Those who say I was a "dodger" really have some nerve
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Sixty, sixty, sixty one months ago
I must have been sedated
Nothin' to say, no opinion of my own
I must have been sedated

Now I got somewhat frisky with one Anita Hill
I asked her to the Thomas cabin for a little thrill
Turned out she was nothin' but a female poison pill
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Sixty, sixty,sixty one months ago
I must have been sedated
Nothin' to say, no opinion of my own
I must have been sedated

My wife is with the Tea Bags, I'm quite aware of it
I work with right wing think tanks and get paid quite a bit
Don't ask me to recuse myself cause I don't give a s_it
Oh no oh oh oh oh

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Ba ba ba bamp ba
I must have been sedated
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I must have been sedated!
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This parody was written after my wife coerced me into eating at an INCREDIBLY expensive restaurant in NYC. She asked only that I pay and not bitch about the cost until the next day.

     My Night at "Daniel" (Parody of "Daniel" by Elton John)

We just ate at "Daniel"
Now let me explain
One of the hardest parts was
The wife wouldn't let me complain, oh,oh,oh
As soon as Daniel opened the door
I said I've got 200
He said "you're gonna need a whole lot more"

Daniel gave us the menu, how nice
But I was really confused 'cause
The food didn't have any price, oh, oh ,oh
So I asked Daniel, how much more or less
He said not to worry
We take American Express

First he brought out some little sardines
Then came the tiniest entree I've eeeeeever seen, oh, oh ,oh
I must admit it tasted real good
But at ten bucks a forkful
I should hope that it would

Daniel the owner, he is richer than me
He charges way too much, but he eats for free
I'm going broke, but to him it's all a joke
Daniel you're a thief, and I hope that you choke

Daniel suggested that we try some wine
I asked for a bottle of '08
But they only had '79, oh,oh,oh
I guess I'll be paying for that for a while
But I know it's worth it
Just to see Daniel smile

Then it was time to have some dessert
I said " I hope it's included
I've already gone for my shirt", oh ,oh ,oh
Soon after that the bill did arrive
I looked at Daniel
Then I broke down and cried

Soon we were making our way to the door
First we stopped at the coatroom
So I could pay a little bit more, oh, oh ,oh
I said to the wife " Get your coat off the rack.
Please don't forget it
Because we won't be coming back!"
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