Here's something for you ladies to get you psyched for Black Friday and the upcoming holiday shopping season.

The Squanderer (parody of the "Wanderer" by Dion)

Well I'm the type of gal who likes to shop around.
Wherever they take plastic, well you know that I'll be found
I flash 'em and I snap 'em 'cause to me they're all the same
I don't leave home without 'em, I know how to play the game
Cause I'm a squanderer, yeah a squanderer
I shop around, around, around, around

Well there's Visa on my left and Discover on my right
But Mastercard's the one that I'm gonna use tonight
And when they ask me which one I love the best
I tear open my purse and show the American Express
Cause I'm a squanderer, yeah a squanderer
I shop around, around, around, around

Well I roam from store to store
I go through life without a cent
And I'm as happy as a clown
With my cash advance you know I'm payin' the rent

Yeah I'm the type of gal who likes to spend it all
I'm never in one place, I go from mall to mall
And when I find myself runnin' short on green
I hop right into my car and hit the ATM machine
Cause I'm a squanderer, yeah a squanderer
I shop around, around, around, around

Cause I'm a squanderer, yeah a squanderer
I shop around, around, around, around

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