Saturday, May 28, 2011

"Relegate" (Parody of " Renegade" by Styx)

Osama lived in fear for his life cause he knew his time was nigh
Seal 6 had planned an end to his terror, they would rain down from the sky
Osama we can hear you crying, preparing your swan song
Blackhawks are coming down from the heavens and you don’t have very long

The jig is up, the news is out, we finally found him
That piece of scum, that bearded bum, that pork laden Slim Jim
Never more to run amok
We gunned down that rotten f___, in Pakistan

Osama you’ve been years on the lam and had a high price on your head
Barack said get you dead or alive, but it seems he just meant dead
Osama I can hear you crying, preparing your swan song
Blackhawks are coming down from the heavens and you don’t have very long

The jig is up, the news is out, we finally found him
That piece of scum, that bearded bum, that pork laden Slim Jim
Never more to run amok
We gunned down that rotten f___, in Pakistan

Osama lived in fear for his life cause he knew his time was nigh
Seal 6 had planned an end to his terror, they would rain down from the sky
The jig is up, the news is out, we finally found him
That piece of scum, that bearded bum, that pork laden Slim Jim
Never more to run amok
We gunned down that rotten f___, in Pakistan