"Secret Service Man" Parody of "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers

 

There’s a man who puts the Chief in danger
To ladies of the night he’s not a stranger
With every trip he takes, another babe he makes
Odds are he’ll be unemployed tomorrow

Secret Service man, Secret Service man
Well she’s given you a boner
Now you gotta take the blame

Mix your work and play if so inclined
Enjoy yourself while slapping her behind
But don’t argue ‘bout her pay
You could lose your job that way
Odds are you’ll be unemployed tomorrow

Secret Service man, Secret service man
Well she’s given you a boner
Now you gotta take the blame

At a bar in Cartagena one day
Then in the bosses office at the next day
You watched those swerving hips
And kissed those ruby lips
Odds are you’ll be unemployed tomorrow

Secret Service man, Secret Service man
Well she’s given you a boner
Now you gotta take the blame

Secret Service man