"Rickdon'twannaletherhavenoamniocentesis" Parody of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" by Julie Andrews. Presidential candidate Rick Sanatorium has been making some very forthright statements since moving to the head of the Republican field.(ie. That the President's religion is not based on the Bible; Duh, its the Koran). But at least his seemingly total dismissal of women's issues assures me that, if elected, the Bible is the book HE will use when trying to make the correct decisions for the men of this country. Hold onto your long skirts ladies, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

When trying to express himself, Rick's arguments sound weak
That shouldn't be, because the Holy Spirit helps him speak
He has no use for women, in the kitchen they should stay
He sounds just like a Muslim, but at least he isn't gay!

Rickdon'twannaletherhavenoamniocentesis
And he knows that evolution's not a valid thesis
Nothing in the Good Book says we're cousins of a rhesus
Rickdon'twannaletherhavenoamniocentesis
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When Stone Age men walked on the earth six thousand years ago
It's fortunate they didn't use un-godly birth control
None of us would be here now and that would be a shame
We wouldn't even have Barak Obama we could blame!

Oh!

Rickdon'twannaletherhavenoamniocentesis
And he knows that evolution's not a valid thesis
Nothing in the Good Book says we're cousins of a rhesus
Rickdon'twannaletherhavenoamniocentesis
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle aye
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle aye

Rick does some consulting "work", he makes a mil a year
But most of us don't make that much and never will, I fear
Rick thinks moms should stay at home and teach the Golden Rule
Tell us how we'll make it on one salary, you fool!

Rickdon'twannaletherhavenoamniocentesis
And he knows that evolution's not a valid thesis
Nothing in the Good Book says we're cousins of a rhesus
Rickdon'twannaletherhavenoamniocentesis
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle aye
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle aye

Women ought to stay at home and serve our manly needs
Mostly in the bedroom, to fertilize our seeds
The good Lord only made them for the children they could bear
Let's just keep them pregnant so they'll stay out of our hair!

Women are receptacles, the Bible tells us so
Through history their status has remained extremely low
Rick's afraid pre-natal care will elevate their worth
Who cares if they live or die, as long as they give birth!

Rickdon'twannaletherhavenoamniocentesis
And he knows that evolution's not a valid thesis
It's not in the Good Book that we're cousins of a rhesus
Rickdon'twannaletherhavenoamniocentesis
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle aye
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle aye