"Bachmann in the U.S.S.R." (Parody of " Back in the U.S.S.R." by The Beatles Candidate Bachmann recently made reference to the threat posed by the U.S.S.R. The clear and present danger from the Holy Roman Empire was oddly not mentioned

Flew in from the heartland on my corporate jet
Had to do my Christian thing
Packed up all my speeches and my talking points
My brain’s all I forgot to bring
I’m Bachmann in the U.S.S.R.
You know how stupid I are, boys
Bachmann in the U.S.S.R.

They went out of business 20 years ago
Must have missed the news that day
Watching all those foster kids is quite a chore
Besides, I need some time to pray
I’m Bachmann in the U.S.S.R.
You know how stupid I are, boys
Bachmann in the U.S.
Bachmann in the U.S.
Bachmann in the U.S.S.R.

Well I may have screwed up on Elvis’ birth
Some facts are hard to find
But neo-cons only love me more
Because it helps to prove I’m out of my mmmmmind
　
Take me North to Concord with the mountains white
Let me do my Tea-bag spin
Lookin’ for a statue of that Paul Revere
Don’t even know what state I’m in
I’m Bachmann in the U.S.S.R.
You know how stupid I are, boys
Bachmann in the U.S.S.R.

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