We interrupt our parodies here to report a shocking upset in Florida, where Herman Cain has won the Straw Poll! Here is one headline and some follow up articles from a prominent U.S. newspaper.
Cain " SHINES" in Sunshine State! Perry, Romney, Bachmann pale by comparison.
Big Tent expands! Adds servants quarters.
Cain victory further muddies Republican primary. Will Florida Straw Poll results color GOP race?
