"Rick Perry" (Parody of "Moon River" by Andy Williams

Rick Perry, crazy as can be
He doesn’t make much sense to me
"World warming’s just a pack of lies"
While Dallas boils at 1-0-5
He said that he wants to secede
It’s pretty much agreed, he must be off his feed
Rick Perry, hayseed

Rick Perry, foaming at the mouth
Another genius from the South
"Bernanke oughta get the chair"
It strikes me as a tad unfair
He wants Darwin out of the school
Creationism’s cool, the Bible has to rule
Rick Perry, a fool

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