In The Navy 2011

In The Navy 2011 (Parody of "In The Navy"by The Village People)


Where can you find pleasure
Seeking hidden treasure
In your shipmate’s BVD’s
There’s no ask or tell now, everything is swell now
There’s more semen on the seas
You can learn to pile drive
Even learn to skin dive
Study male anatomy
You can play the skin flute
If your bunkmate’s real cute
And he’s playing on your team

In the navy
You can embrace your fellow man
In the navy
And offer him a playful hand
In the navy
You can shower with a friend
In the navy, in the navy
You can scuttle someone’s butt
In the navy
There’ll be lots of time to rut
In the navy
Put your feelings on display
In the navy
Congress said it was okay
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy

They want you, they want you
They want you if you are a fruit

Tired of the land strife
Sickened by the straight life
Here’s your shot to get away
Go down and enlist
You might just have a tryst
If your recruiter’s also gay
Go and take a chance
And search for some romance
Gobs of seamen think your way
Just throw on your pea coat
Jump into a love boat
Make your dreams come true today
　
In the navy
You can embrace your fellow man
In the navy
And offer him a playful hand
In the navy
You can shower with a friend
In the navy, in the navy
You can scuttle someone’s butt
In the navy
There’ll be lots of time to rut
In the navy
Put your feelings on display
In the navy
Congress said it was okay
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy

They want you, they want you
They want you if you are a fruit

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