"Put Whitey Back in the White House" Parody of "Give Ireland Back to the Irish" by Paul McCartney Some want President Obama gone for many reasons including, but not limited to, his being a socialist, nazi, muslim, fascist, illegal alien, anti-business(check your 401k for proof), racist, lying, gay blond woman.

Put Whitey back in the White House
For this, O Lord, I kneel and I pray
Put Whitey back in the White House
Avenge the stalwart men who wore Gray

Obama, you're an okay guy
Let's just say you're not half bad
But seeing you in that mansion
Really makes me mad

Okay, let me rephrase that
Don't take me the wrong way
If you'd just serve in the Cabinet
Or the kitchen, or the cloakroom
Then perhaps I'd let you stay

Put Whitey back in the White House
For this, O Lord, I kneel and I pray
Put Whitey back in the White House
Avenge the stalwart men who wore Gray

The Tea Party revolution
Needs to really look within
Hold your nose and go for Romney
Mitt's got much less melanin

Just imagine you're a voter
And you're choice is still in doubt
I beg you do the "Right" thing
It don't matter, the opponent
Just get that Black guy out!

Put Whitey back in the White House
For this, O Lord, I kneel and I pray
Put Whitey back in the White House
Avenge the stalwart men who wore Gray
　
　

"Simply Unelectable" Parody of " Simply Irresistable" by Robert Palmer. If George Will or Bob Dole try to take credit for this, they will hear from my lawyers.

How can it be permissible
He has no moral principle,yeah yeah
His Reagan ties are mythical
He's uber-hypocritical
Yesteryear I'd endorse, he was a powerful force
But I can't back him now, 'cause the boy's run his course
He used to look good to me, but now I find him

Simply unelectable
Simply unelectable

His pompousness is palpable, huh
His arguments are laughable
The " Speaker's" now unspeakable
He's eminently beatable

He's broken the law, he's a man I abhor
He deserves the abuse, he's become so obtuse
He used to look good to me , but now I find him

Simply unelectable
Simply unelectable

(Simply unelectable) He's so lyin', he's not tellin' whence the money came
(Simply unelectable) He's denyin' lobbyin's the way he used to go

He's a chameleon, he switches wives at will
He's so damn smarmy that he gives my bones a chill
He changed religions 'cause the Pope gave him a thrill
He used to look good to me , but now I find him

Simply unelectable
He's so lyin', he's not tellin' whence the money came
(Simply unelectable) He's denyin' lobbyin's the way he used to go

His haughtiness is visible
His ethics unacceptable
His countenance is risible, huh
He's overtly dismissible

Yesteryear I'd endorse, he was a powerful force
But I can't back him now, 'cause the boy's run his course
He used to look good to me, but now I find him

Simply unelectable
Simply unelectable

He's so lyin', he's not tellin' whence the money came
(Simply unelectable) He's denyin' lobbyin's the way he used to go
He's so lyin', he's not tellin' whence the money came
(Simply unelectable) He's denyin' lobbyin's the way he used to go

Simply unelectable

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"Mitt Romney" Parody of " Moon River" by Andy Williams

Mitt Romney, such a winning smile
The South he must beguile, someday
No claim staker, no risk taker
Which way the wind's blowin', he's goin' that way

Two-sided, like a Janus face
He changes pace on every stop
Will born-agains view him askance?
Will they take a chance?
A Mormon helping France
Mitt Romney, flip-flop.

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" No Money Down" (Parody of " Blow the Man Down")

No money down matey, no money down
Yo, ho, no money down
We gave him a mortgage so big that he’d drown
We sold him a house with no money down

He didn’t have work or a nickel to spare
Yo, ho, no money down
But we got our fees and that’s all that we care
We sold him a house with no money down

We bundled the mortgages to CDO’s
Yo, ho, no money down
What the hell they are well nobody knows
We sold him a house with no money down

Moodys was there to make profits look big
Yo, ho, no money down
They helped put the lipstick right onto that pig
We sold him a house with no money down

The fed chair said wing it so that’s what we chose
Yo, ho, no money down
With triple A ratings we smelled like a rose
We sold him a house with no money down

No money down matey, no money down
Yo, ho, no money down
We gave him a mortgage so big that he’d drown
We sold him a house with no money down

He can’t make the payments and feels like a clown
Yo, ho, no money down
A few more foreclosures and we’ll own the town
We sold him a house with no money down

It’s Twenty-eleven now money is tight
Yo, ho, we have skipped town
We won’t make a loan ‘cause it wouldn’t be right
And we don’t care how much you put down!

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Please forgive me for my parody paucity. I have been spending much time on a book "Swerving Down the Highway: Selected Reflections on the Golden Age of Drunken Driving",( Available on amazon and barnesandnoble.com.) which was recently published. I hope to be back in action soon. Thanks.

"Chris Christie" Parody of "Moon River" by Andy Williams. OKay, I've just used this song, but the first line was just too good to pass up here

Chris Christie, wider than a mile
You'll fit through a turnstile, someday
No matter, you opted not to run
New Jersey's much more fun, you say
You've thrown your weight behind the Mitt
Hey just think of it, your team could be a hit
Chris Christie, VP!

Two Yankees, out to win the South
But one has a big mouth, you see
A Mormon and a Catholic Wop
In Dixieland they're sure to flop
The rebels just don't like their kind
It's Rick who they're behind, Christians of one mind
Chris Christie, R.I.P.!

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Cain Wins Florida Straw Poll!

We interrupt our parodies here to report a shocking upset in Florida, where Herman Cain has won the Straw Poll! Here is one headline and some follow up articles from a prominent U.S. newspaper.

Cain " SHINES" in Sunshine State!  Perry, Romney, Bachmann pale by comparison.

Big Tent expands! Adds servants quarters.

Cain victory further muddies Republican primary. Will Florida Straw Poll results color GOP race?